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Heinz

Some people think putting ketchup on eggs is gross. Those people are now explicitly wrong, because we invented a new product from Heinz called Breakfast Ketchup. It’s regular Heinz ketchup, but it’s for breakfast, and haters have been pretty quiet since it dropped (in diners).

COMING SOON. FOR NOW, CHECK OUT THIS RANDOM GUY FROM TWITTER.